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Invincible

Someone who is damn strong to take any form of damage mentally or physically. Like, people have broken your hearts many times and now, if someone again tries to hurt you, you don't give a shit. Someone or something that is unbeatable for sure. Usage: It's pointless hurting him again and again, he is kinda invincible to your every attack. My enemies are not invincible, I'm just lazy. Urdu Definition of Invincible: wo cheez ya insaan jis par aapka koi hamla asar na karta ho ya phir eysa insaan jis ko aap se haar na sakta ho. koi eysi cheez jiska aap kuch na bigaar sakty hon. Synonyms of Invincible: God, Awesome, Unstoppable, Amazing, Unbeatable, Immortal, Untouchable

the brown touch

that nasty condition when everything in your life is ruined or turns shit to you. Big brother of "Bad times". Usage: He lost everything and was sleeping on footpath alone, It looks like he got the brown touch. I've permanently gotten the brown touch. I reserve the all rights of the brown touch. I'm brand Ambassador of the brown touch. Urdu Definition of the brown touch: kisi insaan ki wo halat jis me wo apna sab kuch kho chuka hota hai. Synonyms: Bad Timing

Cutesicle

Not me, but, Someone who is damn cute even you cannot stop your yourself from saying awkward and stupid statements to express his or her cuteness. Usage: Friend: You know what? my wife is cutesicle. Me:      O really? show me that bitch. Urdu definition of cutesicle: Eysa insan jis ki khubsurati ki tareef kiye bina aap reh na sakain ussko cutesicle kehty hain. Synonyms of Cutesicle: popsicle, Innocent 

side-text

An option to say something shit about a group you are in conversation with. By side-text you share something with your friend privately about a people of group you are chatting with. Usage: I side-texted to my friend to drag Amy to the hell and kick out of the group. Urdu Definition of Side-Text: jab aap kisi group me rehty huye usi group k kisi member ko alag se message ya text karte ho jis ke bare me baaqi group ko na pataa chalay, iss ko side-texting kehty hain Synonyms of side-text: Private message or text

Wedding

The only reason of divorce and a ceremony where two people get married to ruin remaining life of each other. Usage: Friend: Hey man take this invitation card and do come on my wedding. Me:      Ok, I will but, being your best friend I would like to give you something in response, take this visiting card of my divorce lawyer. Urdu Definition of Wedding: Wedding ek event ka naam hai jis me 2 log shadi karte hain aur faisla kar lete hain k baaqi bachu huyi life me hum ek dusre ko sakoon ka saans nahi lene dain ge. Synonyms of Wedding: marriage, marriage ceremony 

Wife

The only person in the world you can't be in love with. Evil form of a woman after her marriage and your that enemy you can sleep with too. The best practice to know about Wife is getting married, You can never understand this word before your marriage. Usage: Friend: Do you also hate your wife? Me:      WTF are you talking about? No way, I killed her last night. Urdu definition of Wife: Wo larki jis ko aap shadi se pehly jaan dena chahty hain aur shaadi k baad uski jaan lena chahty hain. wo larki jo shadi ke baad apko zehar lagti hai aur ye aap ka eysa dushman hai jis k sath aap raat ko so bhi sakty hain. Synonyms of Wife: spouse, life partner, Partner, woman  

OK & I'm gonna sleep

OK is shortest and the most easiest way to end the conversation with someone you don't give a damn, or to say Bye, Fuck you, when you don't want to reply of the texts anymore. By the way, OK stands for Oll Korrect. "I'm gonna sleep" is another way to get rid of those people who are stopping you from watching porn in the night. You can also call it Night Falsehood. Usage: girlfriend:  You know what? Me:          What? girlfriend:  You are the person I was looking for to get married. Me:           Ok Friend:      Hey man come out after 5 minutes, I'm coming to you and we are gonna buy a gift for my wedding anniversary. It'll be fun. Me:          I'm gonna sleep. Urdu definition of OK: OK aap kisi ko tab kehty hain jab aap mazeed uss ke saath baat karna na chahte hon ya phir wo aap ka mood kharab kr raha ho aur aap ja...